"My boss asked me to take my blouse and skirt off today at work," said my wife casually over dinner.
"Wait, what?" I cried, almost choking on my food.
"I didn’t want to rock the boat, so I just went along with it. It was sort of kinky actually," she said with a strange smile. "Especially when he unzipped his fly and pulled his penis out. It was really stiff and veiny."